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A secret conversation thread on the recently published forensic analysis of the BP’s Macondo Bathymetry on the Totally Obfuscated Dumpsite (TOD)- part of a secret tape smuggled out of TOD.
The Brain (consultant geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:11am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
What’s this I heard about BK’s bathymetry on Alex’s Higgins blog. What an absolute a$$hole!
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:12am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Who’s calling me a$$hole!
The Brain (consultant geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:13am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Er… Sorry I don’t mean you Arsehole. I mean the other a$$hole who put out the a$$hole bathy.
The Mouth (technical journalist) on September 3, 2010 – 4:14am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Yeah I thought it colorful but does it mean anything? Um..... looks like a valley to me, yeah definitely a valley not a flank. Where’s the Salt? Where's the Dome? I don’t see any, do you snake-Head?
The Head (driller) on September 3, 2010 – 4:15am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Looks dumb to me anyway. It’s pure garbage..…yeah down right a$$hole!
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:16am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Hey watch it! Stop calling me a$$hole. And I think BK got it right. Now why didn’t I think of that first?
The Heart (petroleum geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:17am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
That’s bec you are dumb, A$$hole!
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:18am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Stop calling me a$$hole. And I am not dumb!
The Heart (petroleum geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:19am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
You are..… and that’s for siding with BK. Have you been talking to him again?……. Sigh
The Mouth (technical journalist) on September 3, 2010 – 4:20am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Not me since he refused my interview. Darn! If only he had fallen for that interview ….Damn Darn! We could have trashed him on air.
The Brain (consultant geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:21am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Forget it. It's all past now. Think of something we can nail him with.
The Head (driller) on September 3, 2010 – 4:22am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Augh!....heard he just rammed up to three wells? It’s downright comical right? We keep telling it’s nonsense … fictitious. Maybe those a$$hole readers will believe us if we keep saying them over and over again. Darn. Wish it all go away. Why did he have to turn up? Stupid a$$hole.
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:23am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Stop calling me a$$hole. We should not have attacked him on that stupid contour. Told ya, it was a trap but you didn’t believe me. See I am not dumb.
The Heart (petroleum geo) on September 3, 2010 – 4:24am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Shut the fu@k up, stupid a$$hole. You and your stupid bathy!
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:25am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
I am not Stupid. Told ya the bathy had problems didn’t I?
The Head (driller) on September 3, 2010 – 4:26am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Shut up you stupid a$$hole. You are the one who got us into trouble, so shut the fu@k up…. and let me think.
The Mouth (technical journalist) on September 3, 2010 – 4:27am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Yeah Stupid. Shut up and let snake-Head think.
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:28am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
For the last time, I am warning you. Don’t call me a$$hole and I am not Stupid.
The Mouth (technical journalist) on September 3, 2010 – 4:29am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
You are Stupid and an a$$hole.
The Head (driller) on September 3, 2010 – 4:30am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
Yeah A$$hole and Stupid. If you are half as smart as us, you would not be talking to BK.
The Arsehole (bathy) on September 3, 2010 – 4:31am Permalink | Subthread | Parent |Parent subthread | Comments top
OK if you all think I am stupid and dumb, I am gonna close up until you all apologise.
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With that The Arsehole (bathy) close up the arse so tight for 7 whole days and 7 whole nights. The mouth couldn’t speak, the head couldn’t think, the brain went dead and the heart couldn’t pump.
Finally, with the last grasp of air, The Head (driller), The Mouth (technical journalist), The Brain (consultant geo) and The Heart (petroleum geo) all apologised to The Arsehole (bathy) proving once again the lowest denomination of exploration, The Arsehole (bathy) was the mightiest of them all.
